Happy Birthday Tiger

Tiger Woods turns 30 today. He's arguably the best golfer to ever play the sport and he's only thirty. He holds many records, too many to name. I'm definately a fan of his, but I wasn't always. When he first started he was winning so much it wasn't fun to watch because he would be so far ahead of everyone before the final round. So it was more of a race to see who finished second.
However, he's looked more human in the last 5 years. Struggling at times; while Vijay Singh, Ernie Els and Phil Mickleson have been giving him a run for his money. Of course it's not about the money, he has a shit load. I guess he just bought a $40 million dollar home, nice. Anyways check out Tiger Woods official website. Or if you're not a fan of Tiger Woods, but a fan of golf check out the PGA website.
Good luck to all golfers out there. Good or bad it doesn't matter. As long as you have fun, that's all that counts.
P.S. keep your eye on the ball, no peaking.

Merry Christmas!

I would just like to wish everyone in Canada, and around the world, a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Tis the season of holiday cheer and good times. For those of you who don't celebrate Christmas; Happy Holidays and goodwill toward man and woman. From the Clawmonkey family, to all of yours, have a joyous Noel and all the best in 2006. Peace on earth. NOW LET'S GET PISSED!! WOOHOO

Good News

Alberta will follow the lead of the other Prairie provinces by limiting access to a group of cold remedies used to make crystal meth.
Effective immediately, pharmacists must restrict the sale of products made primarily with pseudoephedrine by moving them behind the counter.
The restriction does not apply to many popular cold remedies that have additional ingredients besides pseudophedrine.
"That means a pharmicist will have to agree to the sale of that product," said Alberta Health Minister Iris Evans. "Let's remove that drug from people who just come in and scoop it up for illicit purposes."
Alberta's move follows announcements in Manitoba and Saskatchewan. B.C. and Ontario are considering similar restrictions. I'm sure Quebec, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, P.E.I. , New foundland and Labrador, will follow along.
Alberta's Solicitor General Harvey Cenaiko said the decision will have a major impact on the production of the highly addictive drug by choking off the supply of key ingredients used by illegal drug labs. "This is a significant move towards preventing young kids and adults in becoming addicted to crystal meth," said Cenaiko.
As for the 3 territiories, (Nunavut Territory, Northwest Territory and Yukon Territory) I wonder if they will follow this. I don't know if they're having a meth problem like the rest of the country. It might be too damn cold. But the idea makes common sense.

Hear ye, hear ye!

I'm pleased to announce the beginning of The Kingdom of Clawmonkey. The Kingdom is located in the beautiful Spoot region. Reserved for only the best nations, good or bad. We don't discriminate. To learn more about the Kingdom of Clawmonkey and the Spoot region. You can click the Kingdom of Clawmonkey link or start your own at www.nationstates.net.

We live in Canada

So much for San Diego. My last post included how warm it was in Calgary and all the high temperature records we we're making. Well, so much for that.
Currently we're under an intense arctic air front. Which is making things extremely cold, with highs around -15 degrees Celcius and lows around -22 degrees. With the windchill it makes it about -20 degrees as a high and -30 to -35 degrees. Too damn cold. Not to mention it's been lightly snowing for the last few days too. yikes!
Unfortunately this weather is here to stay for at least another week before we see any improvement. In the form of a chinook.... shitty. Oh well it comes with the territory. What ever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. right! It just means we get to drink more baileys in our coffee and more hot tautties. I love Canada. yeah