Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Let the Games begin!

Well it's been a long wait but the Calgary Stampeders Football Club has finally begun it's training camp for the 2005 CFL football season. There's been a lot of changes in the off season. The team is almost completely new, from new ownership to a new coach, new starting quarterback and star receiver. The buzz in the city is just beginning and the team has some high expectations already. Only time will tell how the new team gels and time they will need. The regular season starts Canada Day July 1st, 2005. Against the defending Grey Cup champions the Toronto Argonauts. Watch it at 7pm Mountain Standard Time on TSN, The Sports Network. (I better get royalties.) Check out the stamps new website at www.stampeders.com.
GO STAMPS GO, GO STAMPS GO

Friday, May 27, 2005

Make way for Dr.Clawmonkey

Hear ye! Hear ye! Dr. Clawmonkey the leader of all monkey's... No wait, I'm not the leader. Dammit Jim; I'm just a doctor. Oh well, you play the hand you're dealt. Was May long weekend last week. Had a good time with fellow geeks ZibbyDah and Jingo. Drank many a whiskey and smoked many of leaf. It was most enjoyable. But too fucking windy. It was brutal. Just about had me tent fly back to Calgary all by itself. Luckily I slept on a shitty gravel pit, which was just low enough for the many thorns bushes to catch and snag it. What are you going to do? We already stupidly paid for 2 stalls when we only needed 1. damn monkey So we had to use it. I volunteered myself because I like to be different. It was ballzy, stupid, but ballzy. Oh well we had fun and now we get to look back and laugh.
On a sadder note; the more I think about Star Wars episode 3 the more I'm disappointed. In episode 4 Obi-Wan said Darth Vader hunted down and destroyed the Jedi. They did no such thing. Darth Vader just beat up/KILL some kids ( a couple of which were pretty cool). They then sent out stormtroopers to kill the jedi. Some of which were rather feeble, again. He only flukily cut off Mace Windu's hand.
You know what? an awful ammount of Jedi's get there hands cut off at the wrist. You'd think they would have some Jedi wrist protector. To stop that from happening. We use them in volleyball. Why don't Jedi use them? Are they not safety conscious? Any who. Finally...
What is it with the Jedi security cameras? Why weren't they using this thing earlier. They could of saved many lives. Idiot's. It's the first rule of being a good guy. When in doubt --- check the video tape. Obviously they weren't very smart. That's why they get destroyed.
Now remember this kids. Evil will always win, because good is dumb.