Make way for Dr.Clawmonkey

Hear ye! Hear ye! Dr. Clawmonkey the leader of all monkey's... No wait, I'm not the leader. Dammit Jim; I'm just a doctor. Oh well, you play the hand you're dealt. Was May long weekend last week. Had a good time with fellow geeks ZibbyDah and Jingo. Drank many a whiskey and smoked many of leaf. It was most enjoyable. But too fucking windy. It was brutal. Just about had me tent fly back to Calgary all by itself. Luckily I slept on a shitty gravel pit, which was just low enough for the many thorns bushes to catch and snag it. What are you going to do? We already stupidly paid for 2 stalls when we only needed 1. damn monkey So we had to use it. I volunteered myself because I like to be different. It was ballzy, stupid, but ballzy. Oh well we had fun and now we get to look back and laugh.
On a sadder note; the more I think about Star Wars episode 3 the more I'm disappointed. In episode 4 Obi-Wan said Darth Vader hunted down and destroyed the Jedi. They did no such thing. Darth Vader just beat up/KILL some kids ( a couple of which were pretty cool). They then sent out stormtroopers to kill the jedi. Some of which were rather feeble, again. He only flukily cut off Mace Windu's hand.
You know what? an awful ammount of Jedi's get there hands cut off at the wrist. You'd think they would have some Jedi wrist protector. To stop that from happening. We use them in volleyball. Why don't Jedi use them? Are they not safety conscious? Any who. Finally...
What is it with the Jedi security cameras? Why weren't they using this thing earlier. They could of saved many lives. Idiot's. It's the first rule of being a good guy. When in doubt --- check the video tape. Obviously they weren't very smart. That's why they get destroyed.
Now remember this kids. Evil will always win, because good is dumb.