Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Goofball Of The Month: Myriam Bedard


This month's goofball is Myriam Bedard; for allegedly violating a child custody agreement with her ex-husband, the child's biological father.

Canada swore out an arrest warrant against Bedard on Dec. 8 after her former husband alleged she had taken their daughter away from Quebec City without his permission, violating a joint custody agreement. Police have so far refused to divulge any details of their investigation, which started in October after an initial complaint from Paquet (ex-husband).
Bedard, a native of Loretteville, near Quebec City, is no stranger to controversy despite winning the hearts of Canadians with her gold-medal wins in the biathlon at the Lillehammer, Norway, Winter Olympics in 1994, and a bronze medal at the 1992 games in Albertville, France.
She sued, and settled out of court, when Wrigley Canada Inc. ran an ad featuring an altered photo of her that she said made her look masculine. Bedard tussled with Biathlon Canada over training and endorsements. But she started really raising eyebrows with charges during the federal sponsorship scandal. Bedard said she was forced from her Via Rail job because of questions she raised about inflated payments to Quebec ad firms.

Now everyone's presumed innocent until proven guilty. But that doesn't mean you're not a goofball.

Congratulations Myriam Bedard you're the Goofball of the Month for December 2006.




P.S. I don't know if the goofball of the month will continue in 2007. I have other things in mind. So stay tuned. Peace.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Alberta's new Premier

I guess they call him honest Ed Stelmach. He's the new Alberta Premier. He replaces Ralph Klein's length reign. I'm actually pretty happy it was Ed Stelmach who beat out front runners Jim Dinning and Ted Morton. Jim Dinning I didn't like it how he would switch from working in the public to working in the private sectors. Always moving in and out when it would serve his purpose. I feared Ted Morton would get power. First he's American born, secondly he a hardcore reform party type.
In related news, I'm actually pleased Stephane Dion won the federal Liberal Party race. He was my first choice. If one of those guys was going to be Prime Minister, I'm glad it's him.

The political scene is going to be very interesting in 2007. As two parties who have had power for eons, have new leaders.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Goofball Of The Month: City of Calgary Government


The Goofball Of The Month for November is not just one person but the entire City Council for Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

Including Mayor Dave Bronconnier, aka Bronco, and most notably Alderman Craig Burrows. For his motion and council's almost unanimous support for the "Bad Behavior Bylaw". Which gives city bylaw officers the right to ticket/fine people in the city, for certain actions which violate this bylaw.
Here we go.

Defacating and/or urinating in public. $300 fine.
-I can understand the shitting in public. That's gross. But I don't have a problem with taking a pee in a bush or on a tree. Because when you gotta go; you gotta go. Not to mention this gives the city free reign on the homeless. but also gives calls for public facilities.

Fighting. $250 fine.
-If a group of people are brawlin' no problem. But if 2 guys wish to settle their differences one on one with some fisti' cuffs. No need to step in here.

Spitting. $100 fine.
- Exsqueeze me, I beg your powder. What do you mean I can't spit on the sidewalk? Sorry buddy, but if I cough up a lougy. I'm spitting it out right there and now. Sorry. But it's part of being a 'free' society. I won't run from the cops. But I would definately think about splitting from a bylaw officer if he was coming at me for that.

Loitering and Obstructing. $250 fine.
- Again, pushing the homeless around. If one Alderman, Madeleine King, had her way she'd bus all the homeless outta town. Put them in some type of homeless camp. I don't like her, never have.

Standing or putting your feet on a table/bench/planter/sculpture. $50 fine.
- So if I put my foot on a bench to tie my shoelace. I could potentially get fined for that. Or if I kick back in a public place and put my "dry" feet, on the coffee table... yeah, right. Gimme' a break. That's garbage.

Carry a visible knife in public. $50 fine.
- Does my pen knife on my key chain count. It can be a visible knife when opened and used in a dangerous manner if need be.


Now the chance of this happening is low. But it will still happen to people. Some guy's going to get busted for spitting and the homeless. Look out. There's lots of working homeless in Calgary. They're now going to have to work extra to pay off all these fines. I think this is an absolute joke. There's already a law for most of this shit, it's called mischief. People get charged with it all the time.


Take a bow City Council. You're the Goofballs Of The Month for November 2006.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr

Here's an update on the forecast for the next week in Calgary, Alberta. Today's high of -18 degrees Celsius; Tomorrow high of -20 Celsius. Sunday high of -24. Monday high of -25. Tuesday high of -26. You can see how this is going. And they say there's global warming.
Well right now I have to call bullshit.
It's too late.
Called it.


Also, under the column of "useless facts about Dr.Clawmonkey's blog", is my previous post about Rona Ambrose was post number 69 for my blog. Oh YEAH!

Peace

Monday, October 30, 2006

Goofball Of The Month: Rona Ambrose


This month's goofball is Rona Ambrose, the Minister of the Environment for Canada. Although she is pretty cute.

She earns this achievement because of the latest Clean Air Act from the federal tories and from her weak presence as the Minister of the Environment. This so called "clean air act" was suppose to be her baby. Yet the PM,Stephen Harper, was the one who actually unveiled it. All Rona did was stand in the back and keep her mouth shut. She's a good soldier Stevie would tell you. Stevie runs a tight ship. Stevie doesn't like to share. You got to do it Stevie's way. My personal favourite; Stevie's gettin' upset!..... where was I ....

Anyways, this clean air act seems a little too slow. There's no short term targets. We'll really start to see change by 2050. That's a long time to wait. If cleaner air will help reduce global warming. And Canada is a major contributor. Then shouldn't the targets be sooner. So we could start to see noticeable changes by 2020, or even 2030. I could live with that. But 2050, seems to me the tories are starting to read from the liberal red book.

I read an interesting article in the financial post by Ross McKitrick about this Clean Air Act. I'm gonna paste and copy it. So if you are so interested continue reading. But before I go.

Congratulations Rona Ambrose you're the Goofball of the Month for October 2006


Targets in the air: The Clean Air Act
It is unclear why the federal Conservative government is introducing new air pollution regulations at all



Ross McKitrick, Financial PostPublished: Friday, October 27, 2006

At last, Canada has a Clean Air Act. Or, at least, another Clean Air Act: a law with the same name was enacted back in 1971. But at last we have a government willing to introduce clean air standards.
Except, that is, for all the provincial governments that have had air pollution standards on the books for decades. Ontario Regulation 419/05, for instance, lists 344 substance-specific standards based on the so-called point of impingement criterion. This means that if you emit a substance to the air, once it leaves your property and impinges on your neighbour the concentration has to be sufficiently low as not to be damaging.
OK, but at last we have a government willing to put fixed emission caps on large final emitters. Well, except for the fixed emission caps already imposed by provincial governments. In Ontario, for example, Regulation 194/05 lists the large final emitters of sulphur dioxide (SO2) and nitrogen oxides (NOx) and their specific emission limits. The Imperial Oil refinery at Sarnia, to pick one, must reduce its SO2 emissions from 23,938 tonnes this year to 9,200 tonnes by 2009.
But at least a federal government inspection staff will investigate emission infractions. Although, what with all the provincial inspectors, compliance officers and environmental consultants currently doing the same job, they may need to drive around the block a few times waiting for a parking spot at the factory. Just last summer, for example, the Ontario Ministry of the Environment did an inspection sweep of the Sarnia petrochemical sector. So it is unclear why the federal Conservative government plans to fund a new investigative branch to do the same thing.
In fact it is unclear why the federal Conservative government is introducing new air pollution regulations at all. Their notice of intent (NOI) to regulate certainly doesn't clear things up. Their explanation is that "Canada has historically relied on a variety of non-compulsory measures to reduce air emissions. However, these have not proved sufficient to reduce the health and environmental risks across the country." The idea that Canada's current pollution laws are non-compulsory would probably come as a surprise to the many firms and individuals who have been prosecuted under them. And air quality has improved substantially since the 1970s, as shown in the government's own data.
z Monthly average SO2 levels were never very high out west, and in the east they have fallen dramatically since the 1970s. Prior to 1970, they averaged over 100 parts per billion (ppb) in Toronto. By the late 1970s, SO2 levels in eastern cities averaged 20 or 30 ppb and today they typically average five to 10 ppb.
z Monthly average total suspended particulate (TSP) levels in Canadian cities were, on average, well over 120 micrograms per cubic metre (mg/m3) in the 1970s. Since then they have fallen in many places to near or below 60 mg/m3. Vancouver has typical levels of 10-30 mg/m3; Toronto and Montreal are slightly higher, usually coming in at 30-60. Halifax has always (back to 1974) had TSP readings below 50, and currently they are below 30.

z In all Canadian cities, monthly average carbon monoxide (CO) levels have been steady in recent decades at about one part per million (ppm). The eight-hour Environment Canada desirable standard is eight ppm.
z The Environment Canada annual average desirable standard for NOx is 32 ppb. Most Canadian cities exceeded this standard for some months of the year up to the late 1980s, but since the mid-1990s they have had average levels between 20 and 30 ppb per month. Edmonton has a slight tendency to exceed the 32 ppb level, but otherwise Canadian cities are below 30 ppb.
z Canadian cities exhibit seasonal ozone patterns with monthly averages varying between 10 and 40 parts per billion. The Canada-wide desirable annual average standard is 65 ppb. There was little or no trend in ozone levels from 1970-1990, but there is an upward trend after 1990 in some cities. Ozone mainly becomes a concern during short episodes of intense summer sun and atmospheric inversions. Since the process of ozone formation is highly complex, it is not entirely clear what types of emission controls would reduce these temporary spikes, but to the extent NOx and volatile organic compounds are at fault, they are already subject to regulation.
As for the health and environmental risks, the NOI makes far stronger claims than the underlying science assessments warrant. The 1999 Health Canada science assessment of then-proposed national ambient air quality objectives for particulate matter noted that while epidemiological studies have generated a range of small and uncertain correlations between air pollution and health indicators (such as mortality and hospital admissions), controlled human and animal exposure trials do not back up the claim that current air pollution levels are a health risk. They concluded: "Despite the fact that the ranges of particle concentrations [in laboratory experiments] usually exceed those experienced by the general population, little evidence for a dose-response relationship has been documented in the clinical toxicological literature.... Overall, the clinical data does not lend much support to the observations seen in the epidemiology studies, particularly to the observations that high ambient particulate concentrations are associated with mortality within hours or a few days at most." The evidence since 1999 has continued to be ambiguous.
The federal Conservative government rightly emphasizes "measurable" results. Yet it is conspicuously indifferent to the relevant measurements on air pollution trends and impacts already available. Even a Sierra Club spokesman admitted to me, on a Vancouver radio show the day the new Act was announced, that air pollution is not an urgent issue in Canada.
The Clean Air Act tidies up some loose ends in federal air quality regulation but nothing that needed eight months of hype to motivate. So people naturally speculate about what the federal government's real motives are. Perhaps the over-hyped air pollution provisions are a cover for what many (though not me) see as a disappointing lack of greenhouse gas emission controls.

The Conservatives, like the Liberals before them, find it much easier to say what they don't want to do than what they want to do. They don't want to do Kyoto, they don't want to impose costly emission caps and they want to wait a decade before imposing anything on specific industries. These are rational positions to take, but the relentless drumbeat of hype and alarm about global warming makes rational choices sound controversial. So they deflected criticism by wrapping them up in some irrational air pollution initiatives. It might just work.
Perhaps what they really want is for the dilemma to go away. If so, 10 years is about right. In another decade people will not be debating global warming. All the lurid threats about an imminent 'tipping point' leading to freakish climate chaos will have been proven right or discredited, and discussion can begin to take place amidst less hyperbole. If, as I expect, winter 2016 is roughly as long and cold as winter 2006, it may be possible to talk about a reasonable course of action without the alarmist noise in the background.
Of course, maybe I'm wrong and Al Gore is right. Maybe the Arctic is heating up and winter will soon cease to exist around Hudson Bay, as they warned on the CBC a few years ago. So here's a proposal: Schedule the talks on greenhouse gas emission targets at an outdoor location in Churchill, Man., for, say, February 2017. If the day comes and the meeting has to be cancelled because the participants will freeze to death, then we will have a strong hint that the targets were not really needed after all.
Ross McKitrick is associate professor and director of graduate studies at University of Guelph's department of economics.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

More Change in 2006

As of today at 1:30pm (MST), I am no longer working for Sears Canada Inc. Instead, I'll be working for Unisource Canada Inc. in their warehouse in Calgary. The reason I decided to leave Sears is because I felt there's better opportunity for me, in Calgary and the surrounding area. Not that Sears was a bad place. They were mostly loyal and it took alot to get fired. But they're greedy bastards. Esspecially since Sears Holdings in the States is looking to take over Sears Canada and make it a private company. they got rid of the proft sharing and immediately the favourite word was"cutbacks".
So I was kind of at the end of the line for my Sears chapter. Plus, approximately 13 months ago I had a disturbing chat with my manager and at that point I new,myself, my days at Sears were numbered. As I had had it, with the management. (insert rant here)
Anyways...
I'm excited about my new job as Unisource. My official position is a Warehouse Specialist. Whatever that is. It's on the nightshift. But,It's roughly $6,000 more per year then what I'm making now. And that's just to start. Plus, it's a union job. I've never worked for a union before. Geez, Layton might get my vote by default. This is only the fourth different company I've ever worked for.


I'm planning to do a post about my house. But I'm having trouble with the pictures. Damn boonies internet. So stay tuned!

CYA

Monday, October 02, 2006

Elton John Rocks Calgary


Last friday September 29, I went and saw Elton John (earlier photo) with my sis in the Pengrowth Saddledome. It was a very good concert. Elton played for 2 1/2 hours straight. The band took 3 breaks, but Elton just kept on playing and singing.

He got the crowd into it early with hits like Bennie and the Jets and Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. Then after probably a 10 minute, extended version, of Rocket Man. He proceeded to play songs from the new album. A.K.A. time to go to the bathroom. I didn't of course. Not that they were bad songs. They just weren't known and they gave me a couple yawns. Elton couldn't hit those high notes like he use too. He's getting old and after years of drugs, who can blame him. He can still sing and put on a good show.

After he introduced the band, with 2 other original band members. He started rockin'.
Well, I guess 'lite' rockin'. With classics like Honky Cat, Crocodile Rock and Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting, among others. He came out for a short encore and finished with Your Song.

Elton John is one of my all time favourite's. It was great to see him live.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Goofball Of The Month: Conrad Black



The Goofball of the Month for September 2006 is the traitor Conrad Black. Who, for all of a sudden, wants back into Canada with citzenship.

First of all, he says Canada's a third rate nation.
Secondly, he renounced his Canadian citizenship.
Now he's in trouble with the law, in the United States and looks to get into Canada so he won't have to serve as much time in jail.
Too bad buddy.

You don't shit on our house and tell us it stinks.
Then leave.
Then, come crawling back wanting in because it's too cold outside.
Suck it up Blackie.
You deserve everything you get!


Congratulations Conrad Black, you're the Goofball Of The Month for September 2006.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Ralphie Resigns

CALGARY—Ralph Klein's long goodbye became official yesterday as Canada's longest-serving current premier resigned as leader of the country's most prosperous province.
Klein told reporters he sent a resignation letter to the executive of the Alberta Progressive Conservatives last week but promised his wife, Colleen, it would not be made public until after a report was released by a crystal meth task force she headed.
The 63-year-old, speaking at a fundraising event, said the day that began the end of nearly 14 years in the premier's chair felt like "any other day" to him.
"It's business as usual, just a nippy September day," he said.
Klein confirmed his plans to stay on until a new leader is chosen by the party, in a race that has been informally in full swing for weeks. The president of Alberta's Progressive Conservatives has confirmed Nov. 25 as the day party members will vote for Klein's replacement.
Doug Graham also says a second ballot, if necessary, will be held a week later on Dec. 2.
Klein, who has said he will also resign as MLA for Calgary-Elbow, said he will watch the race to replace him "with interest" but will not be active in it.
"I'll pay attention to what they have to say, but I'll keep out of the race. I'm not supporting overtly any candidate. I haven't made up my mind who I'll be voting for, but I will be voting."
Some of those who worked with Klein around the cabinet table and are now running to replace him said the day marked the end of an era.
"The absolute fundamental that he taught me was (to) listen," said ex-minister Mark Norris. "Politicians all too often want to talk and tell you what their ideas are, but he was just a master at listening, bringing together consensus and then acting on it."
Ed Stelmach said Klein's early days, when the price of oil was in the tank, the budget deficit was skyrocketing and people were leaving, showed him at his best.
"His leadership was crucial in keeping the team together," said Stelmach. "I remember often sitting at the caucus table and he said, `Look folks, are you behind me or not?' It was the kind of leadership that was necessary."
Jim Dinning, Klein's treasurer in those tumultuous years, recalled his indefatigable energy.
"There was a wonderful excitement around the room, that there was so many things to get done, so many changes to make.
"He just was amazing in his capacity to say, `Now that's a good idea, why don't we run with it?'"
Klein had spoken of leaving office within a couple of years, but accelerated that timetable after he received just 55 per cent support from party delegates in a leadership review in March.
After leaving office, he plans to do some work for two conservative think-tanks, the Fraser Institute and the Manning Centre. He will also be a guest lecturer at the Woodrow Wilson Institute in Washington, D.C.



The year 2006 is definately a "year of change". Alberta is certainly going to be different without Ralph at the helm. It's going to actually be interesting to see how things turn out politically. I wouldn't be suprised if the Liberals make a strong push and a Minority government is formed. Probably a tory, but could be a liberal too. The last election a lot of Albertans gave Ralph the benefit of the doubt. But whoever replaces him won't get such an easy ride.

Sorry to see you go Ralph. You always found a way to make the headlines. Alberta will miss your infamous quotes. We'll always have "shoot, shovel and shut up!"

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Islanders do 'IT' again

And 'IT' is to sign "unproven" players to very long contracts. crazy!

Rick DiPietro re-signed with the New York Islanders today, agreeing to a record 15-year deal that will pay the No. 1 goalie US$67.5 million. The deal is the longest in NHL history, topping the 10-year, $87.5 million contract the Islanders gave centre Alexei Yashin in 2001.

DiPietro's deal is believed to be second only in length in North American sports to the 25-year pact Magic Johnson signed with the Los Angeles Lakers in 1981. Wayne Gretzky signed a 21-year deal with former Edmonton Oilers owner Peter Pocklington in 1979 but that was a personal services contract not an official NHL contract.

The contract is guaranteed and DiPietro will be paid in full should he retire because of injury. If he ends his career otherwise before the deal expires, he would forfeit the remaining dollars. DiPietro was a restricted free agent this summer and couldn't be unrestricted for another two years. The deal will pay him $4.5 million per season, placing him eighth among goalies.

I'm thinking you could put this one under the 'come back to bite me in the ass' column. Time will tell.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Goofball Of The Month: Borys Wrzesnewskyj


The Goofball of the Month for August is the Liberal's associate foreign affairs critic; Borys Wrzesnewskyj... say that 5 times fast. For his comments indicating Canada should remove Hezbollah from the country's list of terrorist organizations.

Joel Kom, CanWest News Service; Ottawa CitizenPublished: Tuesday, August 22, 2006

OTTAWA - An Ontario Liberal MP came under political fire Monday, including his own, for comments indicating Canada should remove Hezbollah from the country's list of terrorist organizations remarks he denies making.
Borys Wrzesnewskyj, the Liberals' associate foreign affairs critic, was quoted in media reports Monday from Lebanon saying he favoured lifting the terrorist label from Hezbollah, which has been on Canada's terror list since 2002.
But Wrzesnewskyj, who was in Lebanon with two other MPs on a fact-finding mission over the weekend organized by the National Council on Canada-Arab Relations, released a statement Monday saying he made no such comments.
''On the contrary, Hezbollah is a terrorist organization and I stated that it must remain on Canada's list because it has committed war crimes by sending rockets into civilian areas,'' the statement said.
What he did say, the statement added, was that Canada needs to evaluate anti-terror legislation so that it can negotiate with groups on the list in order to implement a peace process.
Wrzesnewskyj could not be reached for comment Monday as he prepared to board a flight out of the Syrian capital of Damascus en route to a Liberal caucus retreat in Vancouver.
Public Safety Minister Stockwell Day said he was glad to see Wrzesnewskyj denied the initial reports, but Day criticized talk of altering legislation.
''You don't accommodate people who are carrying out a plan of genocide,'' Day said from his B.C. riding.
Canada has indeed communicated to Hezbollah despite its terror listing, Day said, referring to a G-8 communique that called for the group to disarm and disavow its intent to destroy Israel.
Wrzesnewskyj's comments also attracted the attention of his own party.
In a statement, Grit Leader Bill Graham said his party views Hezbollah as a terrorist organization and it ''should be treated as such under all applicable Canadian laws.''
''Hezbollah is committed to the overthrow of the state of Israel and has demonstrated in both words and actions that it is committed to a policy of violent anti-Semitism. The government of Canada must condemn such groups as strongly as possible ... That is why it was the Liberal Party of Canada that originally listed Hezbollah as a terrorist organization under Canadian law and why we still strongly support keeping Hezbollah on that list. Any suggestion to the contrary does not reflect the official position of our party.
Dr. Keith Martin, the Liberals' acting foreign affairs critic, also said the comments didn't reflect the Liberal position and he would be talking with Wrzesnewskyj ''as soon as he gets off the plane.''
''I'm certainly going to have a word with him that in such a sensitive place as the Middle East, we do not have the luxury of simply voicing opinions that are diametrically different from what the party's position is,'' he said.
As for possibly remaking terror legislation to negotiate with Hezbollah, Martin said the group has to ''renounce their position that they want to obliterate Israel and kill Jews'' before negotiations can start, something with which Bloc Quebecois Leader Gilles Duceppe later agreed in a statement The Canada-Israel Committee National called on Graham to censure Wrzesnewskyj and relieve him of his position as deputy foreign affairs critic.
"Hezbollah, like its Palestinian cousin Hamas, has been identified as a terrorist entity by Canada alongside scores of our traditional allies, both for its rejection of Israel's right to exist and its long and horrendous inventory of terrorist attacks throughout the world,'' committee national chair Marc Gold said in a statement. ''A terrorist organization is always at the core of the problem, never part of the solution; this merits no consideration by Canada or any other civilized state."
NDP MP Peggy Nash, who was in Lebanon along with Wrzesnewskyj and Bloc Quebecois MP Maria Mourani, said Hezbollah is responsible for starting the latest conflict with Israel that led to ''incredible, incredible devastation'' in Lebanon. The terrorist label on Hezbollah could hinder any progress the Lebanese government might make towards peace, she said. But she said she has not called for Hezbollah to be removed from the terror list.
''I'm not here to set policy on Hezbollah,'' she said from Damascus, where she was awaiting a flight to Cairo. ''We did not meet with them because they are classified as a terrorist organization by our government.''
NDP Leader Jack Layton said he didn't understand why Wrzesnewskyj raised the issue of a list at all.
''I doubt that at this point the question of lists is very important to the combatants,'' he said from Quebec City.
Hezbollah should be involved in ceasefire talks because of its primary role in the conflict, and Canada should be working as a mediator a role Prime Minister Stephen Harper has abandoned to marshal global support for those talks, Layton said.
It was under the Liberal government of Jean Chretien that Hezbollah was put on the terror list four years ago. Criminal or security-intelligence reports are submitted to the government when it considers listing a group, said Canadian Security Intelligence Service spokesman Giovanni Cotroneo. The list is reviewed every two years to see if any group should be removed, Cotroneo added. The last review came earlier this year, and now there are now 39 groups on the list.
While it's not a crime to be listed, it is a crime to contribute to such a group in any way, and being on the list means a group's property can be frozen, seized or restrained.
Ottawa Citizen


Liberal MP Borys Wrzesnewskyj has resigned as foreign affairs critic following his controversial remark.
Jason Kenney you were a close second. Unfortunately Borys came first before your goof. But I'm sure it won't be the last we hear from you.

Congratulations Borys! You're the Goofball of the Month for August 2006.

Monday, August 14, 2006

A Great CD


Lately I've been listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers new album Stadium Arcadium and I can't turn it off. It's a great collection of soon to be Red Hot Chili Peppers classics. The entire CD is actually a 2 disk set; Jupiter(disk 1) and Mars(disk 2). I've listened to both CD's. But it's the first one, Jupiter, which really has me hooked. It's difficult to rate each song as they are all great in their own way. But, my favourites are track 4- Stadium Arcadium; Track 8-Torture Me; Track 9-Strip My Mind; and Track 10-Especially In Michigan. Tracks 8,9,and 10 are like the heart of the order for me. They make this CD(Jupiter) one of my all-time personal favourites. Plus, there's still Mars to listen to.

I first got Stadium Arcadium when it came out in May just prioir to Camp Spoot. I listened to it then and it sounded like a good CD. The more i've listened to it the greater it's become. It's one of those CD's where you're constantly singing the songs in your head and that's a good thing. If you're a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan, then you'll love this CD.

Anthony Kiedis, Flea, John Frusciante and Chad Smith you have outdone yourselves again. Keep it up and Rock On!

Monday, July 31, 2006

Goofball Of The Month: Mel Gibson


This month's Goofball is Mel Gibson. For a DUI and also for unleashing a tirade of anti-Semitic remarks during his drunken driving arrest.

Mel Gibson was arrested after deputies stopped his 2006 Lexus LS 430 for speeding at 2:36 a.m. Friday. Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said deputies clocked him doing 140 km/h in a 70 km/h zone.
A breath test indicated Gibson's blood-alcohol level was 0.12 per cent, Whitmore said. The legal limit in California is 0.08 per cent. Gibson posted $5,000 US bail and was released hours later.
In his statement, Gibson also said he has struggled with alcoholism and had taken steps "to ensure my return to health."
He won a best-director Oscar for 1995's Braveheart. He also starred in the Lethal Weapon and Mad Max films, What Women Want and The Man Without a Face, among other films.
Gibson said in his apology that he said "despicable" things to deputies during his arrest.
"I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable," Gibson said.

Congratulations Mel Gibson, you're the Goofball of the Month for July 2006. Take a bow.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

What's up with Steve?

Alright, here's more copy and paste. But I got to post about this.


OTTAWA (CP) -- Never mind such weighty subjects as continental ballistic missile defence, Canada-U.S. border security or the softwood lumber dispute.
Inquiring minds really want to know: what's up with 'Steve'?
When a jocular U.S. President George (Dubya) Bush referred to his visiting Canadian counterpart by the diminutive, casual version of his given name this week, Prime Minister Stephen Harper managed not to wince.
Nonetheless, it was just about the only awkward moment for the two conservative leaders during Thursday's media availability at the White House.
It could have been worse.
Bush is known for his use of nicknames -- many truly cringe-worthy.
Russian President Vladimir Putin (Pootie-Poot), former prime minister Jean Chretien (Dino, as in dinosaur) and any number of rangy White House journalists dubbed Stretch have been Bushified.
And judged against other known Bush monikers such as Big O, Chuck Wagon, Corndog, Balloonfoot and Turd Blossom -- the latter apparently reserved for White House strategist Carl Rove -- Steve seems harmless enough.
But as most everyone recognizes, there are Steves in this world and there are Stephens.
Think of actors Steve McQueen, Steve Martin and Steve Buscemi. Or musicians Stevie Wonder and Stevie Nicks (whose given name was Stephanie). Then consider physicist Stephen Hawking, diplomat Stephen Lewis, filmmaker Steven Spielberg and composer Stephen Sondheim.
Longtime friends contacted yesterday say Canada's 22nd prime minister has always been known as Stephen to family, friends and teachers since grade school. Never Steve.
The U.S. president calling Harper Steve was cause for much amusement among old friends and family of the prime minister, according to sources.
A senior American official says the president did not call the prime minister Steve during their bilateral meeting or working lunch, but used the name as a sign of collegiality during their media encounter.
Don't expect the handle to stick.
Harper's staff refer to him as "prime minister" out of respect for the office.
And to his old friends, he'll always be Stephen.


It's too late...'Steve'. From now on you'll be referred to as...'Steve'. The same way everyone refers to 'Dubya'. Alright...'Steve'! You're a man of many hats.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Goofball Of The Month: Ben Roethlisberger


Instead of going after a politician (which is soo easy). This month's goofball is Ben Roethlisberger; the Quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

He earns this honour for his motorcycle accident June 12th in which he smashed his face into a car, breaking his nose and his jaw. The big thing is he wasn't wearing a helmet. Nice one Ben. He's lucky to be alive if not severely brain damaged or even paralysed.

From now on he should leave his football helmet on when he goes out in the public. Just to be safe, OK Ben.-----franks and beans, franks and beans------

Congrats Ben, you're the Goofball of the month for June 2006!

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Flames Trade Leopold for Tanguay


The Calgary Flames have traded defenceman Jordan Leopold and a second-round pick in the 2006 NHL draft to the Colorado Avalanche in exchange for Alex Tanguay. The Avalanche also get a conditional second-round pick in either the 2007 or 2008 entry draft.

Tanguay, 26, is a restricted free agent and his qualifying offer will have to be $3.23 million US.
The six-foot, 190-pound left-winger from Ste.-Justine, Que., was second behind Joe Sakic in points for the Avs with 29 goals and 49 assists in 71 games during the 2005-06 regular season.
Colorado took him 12th overall in the 1998 draft and played in the 2004 NHL all-star game.

Leopold, 25, had two goals and 18 assists and had a plus-minus of plus-6 in 74 games for the Flames. He averaged 22 minutes per game. He also played for the U.S. at the Olympics in February and had a goal in six games. Leopold was a second-round pick of Anaheim in 1999 and was dealt to Calgary at the 2001 NHL draft.

This is another suprising move from Darryl Sutter. Who said he was going to leave the team the way it was. But with Dion Phanuef anchoring the powerplay, Leopold was expendable. Here's hoping Tanguay can stay healthy for a full season and give the Flames that extra scoring punch, besides Jarome Iginla.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

On The Move

Well, these prior 3 months I've been looking to buy a house on some property in or around the Calgary area. I'm happy to say that as of June 1st, 2006 I'm the proud owner of a manufactured home in the Village of Hussar. Which is located 50 minutes East of the City of Calgary. It's a nice place, of course it's not my dream home but it's a start.
I has originally intended to purchase something in Calgary. But during my 2 month search the house prices in Calgary out priced themselves for me and my financal situation. FYI: Calgary home prices rise $500 a day. It's frickin' unbelievable.
I commute to work everyday from Hussar. It takes me an hour each way. Let me tell you a few little things about this Village ( yes it's considered a village) of Hussar, AKA: "middle of butt-fuck nowhere". It's almost exactly 30 minutes direct east of Strathmore and 30 minutes direct South of Drumheller. Hussar is located in the Wheatland County. I'm sure there's gotta be a boss hog, but I'm yet to meet him. It's a quiet farming community. Not alot of noise, except for the local kids riding their motorbike's all around town. Population is 182, it was 181 but since I moved here it's now 182. The only real drawback, besides the distance from Calgary, is that there's no high-speed internet. Dial up works, but's it's slow. I never realized how easier high speed was. Oh, all the talk around town is of their upcoming rodeo on June 18th-19th. they say they like to party, but I don't know.
Anyways I still have alot of unpacking to do. I'll keep I touch.
CYA

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Goofball Of The Month: Stephen Harper



This month's goofball in none other then the Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper. Man it just gets easier to pick this guy as the days go by. The reasons this month are;

#1. Fighting with the national media... It's not going to work Stevie. Even if you whine the media is anti-conservative. Sure there are some journalists who are more biased towards the left. But there are just as many that are biased towards the right. But trying your Bush-style media tactics is literally stupid and it won't fly in Canada. If you keep this up, the rest of Canada will just be waiting for the Liberals to get their shit together. I don't even care that you're up in the polls right now. It won't last.

#2. Breaking an election promise by suggesting the new equalization program will include natural resource revenue...Stevie, meet our man from Alberta. Ralph "lick my ballz Ottawa" Klein. Alberta's suppose to be your home base Stevie. But if all you're trying to do is gain brownie pionts in Ontario and Quebec. You're done in for. If this goes through and the Liberals get their shit together. I wouldn't be suprised if their are a few more red seats in Alberta after the election. If this continue, it won't last.

Congratulations Prime Minister Stephen Harper. You're the Goofball of the Month for March 2006.

P.S. nice hat!

;)

Monday, May 08, 2006

Goofball Of The Month (April): Dr. Clawmonkey



I fucking forgot about the goofball of the month for April 2006. So it has to be Dr. Clawmonkey, what a loser!
This guy has this post thing (on his blog) every month to highlight a specific goofball(s). But, 4 months in and he fucking forgets. When asked about this gaff he said;

"I apologize for this unfortunate event. (damn monkey) I'll take the necessary steps to reach our goal of 1 goofball every month and it will be on time. We'll do a follow up with the brains of the operation. To get this problem corrected. Thank You."

Well there you have it. The goofball for the month of April. Only a week late. Only 3 weeks til the end of May, the clocks ticking. Will Dr. Clawmonkey fulfill his commitment. You'll have to check back to find out.

Congratulations Dr.Clawmonkey, you're the goofball of the Month for April 2006!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Where all those taxes go

OTTAWA -- After all those billions of dollars of head-spinning election promises (frankly, we lost track), the Conservatives present their first federal budget today, detailing exactly how they plan to put our money where their mouths are.
Listening to all the political hype and hoopla over the past few months, ordinary Canadians might be excused for thinking that Stephen Harper is about to radically rewrite the way the feds will spend almost $200 billion of our money this year.
Maybe next time. Truth is, short of blowing up entire departments and programs (and that's not likely in a minority parliament) even the most grandiose of Conservative measures expected in today's budget -- for example, the 1% reduction in the GST -- won't make more than a relative dent in overall government spending.
For instance, the largest single expense for taxpayers is interest on the national debt. That works out to your paying $170 on each $1,000 of taxes pulled from your paycheques and family pocketbook.
(Put another way, if you are paying $10,000 a year in income taxes, GST and other federal levies, you will be paying $1,700 of that just in interest on the debt.)
By contrast, even Harper's rich plan to give families with pre-school children $1,200 a year per tot isn't such a crushing expense in the overall scheme of things, costing each taxpayer about $22 per $1,000 of taxes paid.
Here are some of the government's other big-ticket items, most of which won't likely change in any huge way from last year's Liberal budget to the one being presented today by the Conservatives. Again, the amounts shown are what you will pay from each $1,000 of your tax bill. (Warning: Some nausea may occur.)
- The second-largest spending item in the federal budget is old age pensions and support for poor seniors: $140.
- Federal departments and agencies such as Justice (home of the infamous money-eating gun registry); Public Works (home of AdScam), Human Resources Development (home of the billion-dollar boondoggle) and Industry (home of the great technology partnership swindles): $115.
- Employment Insurance payments (not premiums), including job-training programs and various parental and compassionate leave schemes: $75.
- Direct transfers of federal cash to the provinces for spending on health care: $75.
- National Defence: $70.
- Equalization payments intended to spread the national wealth around from richer provinces to the so-called have-not provinces and territories: $65.
- Payments under the Canada Child Tax Benefit and the GST credit, both for lower-income families: $60.
- Various forms of federal support for aboriginals: $45.
- Transfers to the provinces for post-secondary education, social assistance and other related programs: $40.
- Miscellaneous giveaways to the provinces for things such as reducing medical wait times, and Paul Martin's special equalization deal for Newfoundland: $30.
- National safety and security, including the costs of running the RCMP, the federal prison system, and policing international borders: $25.
- The cost of the Canada Revenue Agency squeezing hard-working folk for all the money to pay for all of the above: $20.
- Foreign aid and other international assistance: $18.
- Federal handouts to Bombardier (every year guaranteed) and other corporate welfare programs, including regional dole schemes: $18.
- All spending on Parliament, including salaries for MPs, senators and staff, to oversee the public purse on behalf of beleaguered taxpayers: $2.38.
As always, you get what you pay for.

By GREG WESTON

Saturday, April 22, 2006

4 Canadian Soldiers Killed



KANDAHAR, Afghanistan (CP) - Four Canadian soldiers were killed Saturday in a roadside bomb explosion in southern Afghanistan, military officials said.
The soldiers' G-Wagon, part of an armoured convoy, was struck by an improvised explosive device (IED).
Three of the soldiers died at the scene, in Shah Wali Kot district of the Kandahar province, 70 kilometres north of Kandahar. A fourth was transported to a Kandahar airfield hospital but died a short time later.
The attack happened at about 7:30 a.m. local time.
The troops were in the region "to establish the legitimate authority of the Afghan government in the area," said Brig.-Gen. David Fraser, commander of Combined Task Force Aegis.

Two of the soldiers were reservists.
The military identified three of the soldiers as Cpl. Matthew Dinning of Richmond Hill, stationed in Petawawa, Ont., Bombadier Myles Mansell of Victoria and Lieut. William Turner, born in Toronto and stationed in Edmonton.
The name of the fourth soldier was not released at the request of his family.

"While we are saddened by their loss, we will not forget them or their sacrifice," said Fraser, calling the soldiers "outstanding Canadians" who believed in what they were doing in Afghanistan.
"We will redouble our efforts in Southern Afghanistan in their memory."
Immediately after the attack, the commanding officer of Alpha company, first battalion of the Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry, led a heavily armed patrol to Gumbad in a show of force meant to demonstrate to the Afghans and the Taliban that the Canadians were not intimidated despite the carnage.
There was no immediate claim of responsibility for the attack, but Canadian military officials blamed Taliban militants.
"We are pretty confident that it was the Taliban and we knew coming in here that they would be targeting us," Maj. Quentin Innis said.

Other military officials met with village elders to try to glean any information he could about who was responsible for the attack.
An investigation has been launched into the attack, said Canadian military spokesman Lieut. Mark MacIntyre. He said no arrests have been made.
At least 16 Canadians have been killed in Afghanistan since 2002.
On March 29, a Canadian machine-gunner and a U.S. National Guard medic were killed in a firefight that lasted for hours in Sangin.
The casualties occurred as the Taliban - in a rare display of conventional military tactics - tried to overrun a remote sandspit of an outpost.
Saturday's bloody assault comes in the wake of a Taliban warning of accelerated attacks against Canadians. A spokesman for the outlawed fundamentalist former government told The Canadian Press this month that the Taliban was counting on the increased casualties triggering a clamour among voters to withdraw Canadian soldiers.
Prime Minister Stephen Harper, who made a surprise visit to Afghanistan his first overseas trip last month, has insisted that Canada will not "cut and run" on its commitment to the country's fledgling democracy.
A recent poll suggested the Canadian public is evenly divided on the presence of its troops in Afghanistan.
Afghan president, Hamid Karzai barely has control beyond his heavily fortified compound. His government would not exist if it weren't being propped up at the point of bayonets fixed on foreign rifles.
Most of Canada's 2,300 troops in Afghanistan are based in Kandahar, where they have taken over security from U.S. forces.
Canadian soldiers were supposed to be part of a NATO-led provincial reconstruction team in Afghanistan's lawless south when they went in last August.
But NATO won't take over command of the reconstruction effort for a few months.
Canadian soldiers are now co-ordinating their efforts with the U.S.-led coalition in its war against terror.
© The Canadian Press, 2006

Picture at top: A Mercedes G-Wagon at Kabul International Airport, 2004. This is the type of vehicle which was involved in roadside bomb explosion in southern Afghanistan, Saturday. (CPimages/Les Perreaux)

Monday, April 17, 2006

It's Wacky, Wild, Stuff.

(CP) - A quiet Cape Breton dishwasher suspected of killing two Maine sex offenders had visited an online registry that listed their names and addresses, a U.S. official said Monday.
Stephen McCausland, a spokesman for the Maine Department of Public Safety, said the two victims were among 34 names that Stephen Marshall, 20, of North Sydney, N.S., had looked up on the state website.
"The events of the weekend will obviously be reviewed, but there are no plans to change the site at this point," McCausland said.
Investigators searching for a link between Marshall and the murdered Americans discovered that the young Canadian had entered his name on the sex offender registry in order to get more information, including the street addresses of the victims.

Despite the possible break in the case, police still have more questions than answers about what might connect Marshall to the murdered men.
Marshall's father, Ralph Marshall, told reporters Monday that his son didn't appear troubled and never said he had been sexually abused.
"Right now, everything seems to be about speculation," he said.

Most of the answers may have died with Marshall, who shot himself in the head when cornered by police on a bus outside Boston on Sunday. A laptop computer was found with his body.
The bodies of the victims in the puzzling double-murder-suicide were found in their homes about 40 kilometres apart in towns in Maine.
Marshall, of North Sydney, N.S., was named as "a person of interest" in the deaths of Joseph Gray, 57, of Milo, Me., and William Elliott, 24, of Corinth, Me.
The names and addresses of the victims were on the online registry until state authorities suspended access to the site after the killings.
Gray's name was posted on the state registry because he had moved to Maine after he was convicted in Massachusetts of sexually assaulting a child under 14. Elliott's conviction was for having sex with a girl under the legal age.
Marshall was last seen in Cape Breton on Thursday.
Police in Maine said a witness saw him leave the second shooting scene in Corinth in a white pickup Sunday morning, about five hours after the first shooting in Milo was reported.
The truck, which belonged to Marshall's father, was later found abandoned near an arena in Bangor, Me.
After a 12-hour manhunt that stretched through three states, police pulled over a bus from Bangor as it approached Boston at 7:25 p.m. EDT.
As officers climbed aboard, Marshall was 13 rows behind the driver in a window seat. He pulled out a .45-calibre handgun and shot himself in the head, said David Procopio, spokesman for the Suffolk County district attorney.

When paramedics arrived, they found a second handgun in Marshall's possession.
Marshall died at 11:24 p.m. at Boston Medical Center.
In North Sydney, no one answered the door Monday at a weathered, two-storey wooden home where the young man lived.
Two doors doors down, George and Eileen Forrest said the house seemed to have an ever- changing parade of young tenants.
"No one bothers you around here - it's a quiet spot," Eileen Forrest said. "But now I'll never go and leave my door open again. Not as long as I live."
Marshall's former employer described him as a good worker who kept to himself.
"He was a friendly kid, he was quiet, not someone you'd think would be twisted up in something like this," said Charlie MacArthur, assistant manager of the Chinese restaurant where Marshall had worked for about a year.
MacArthur said it was out of character for Marshall to miss his shift on Saturday. Then, on Monday, MacArthur recognized Marshall's picture on a morning television newscast.
"It was the same as everybody else - in shock, hard to believe," said MacArthur.
Police in Cape Breton said Marshall had moved out of his mother's home in Little Bras d'Or about a year ago.
Marshall's mother told police her son once lived with his father and it wasn't unusual for Marshall to visit him in Maine.
"From what we can gather, he was down there previously - he lived with his dad for a while years ago," said Const. Max Sehl of Cape Breton Regional Police in North Sydney.
"When the officers went and spoke with his mom, she wasn't startled with the fact that he was there, just startled with . . . what he may have been involved in."
The fact that Cape Breton police believe Marshall had visited his father before contradicts information released by authorities in Maine.
U.S. authorities said Marshall travelled to Houlton, Me., for the first time to meet his father. They also believe he took three firearms from his father - two handguns and a rifle. Police had yet to find the rifle.
Maine's sex offender registry, which went online in December 2003, has the names, pictures and addresses of more than 2,200 people.
Jack King of the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers in Washington said revealing the addresses of sex offenders can be an invitation to violence.
"There are going to be crazy people out there," King told Associated Press. "And there's going to be vigilantism."
© The Canadian Press, 2006


Aren't we being neighbourly-like. We're even going south to kill the american pedophiles. It's really weird that he kills himself. It would be very interesting if the authorities got the chance to try him in court. Esspecially if it's by jury. Who's going to convict a killer who kills pedophiles? Not me. I'll gladly accept a plea of insanity. You don't even have to explain yourself.
One problem I do have. What's a Canadian doing killing the american pedophiles? We got pedophiles in Canada too. Kill ours first. Let the americans fix their own problem. They got more then enough guns to do it.
I guess your ARE innocent until proven guilty. But why would you kill yourself if you're innocent?

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Babya Majora



Jessica Alba is a major babe. Oh what I wouldn't do. I'd sell my soul to the devil. God damn she's HOT!

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Canada's Ames blows field away at Players Championship


PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. (AP) - An embarrassing loss to Tiger Woods is in the past. A trip to the Masters might not be in his future.
All that mattered to Calgary's Stephen Ames was playing the best round of his life to overwhelm the best players in golf Sunday in The Players Championship.
A month after making fun of Woods, Ames won like him.
He hit impeccable iron shots to build a big lead on the treacherous TPC at Sawgrass, then let everyone collapse in a series of wrecks around him. When he had fired at his last flag, Ames had a 5-under 67 - the best round of a demanding final round - and won by six shots over two-time U.S. Open champion Retief Goosen.
"This is big," Ames said. "This is characterized as the fifth major. I beat the top players in the world."

He finished at 14-under 274, earned $1.44 million US from the richest purse on the PGA Tour, and earned an unlikely trip to the Masters in two weeks.
Whether he goes remains to be seen.
Ames' wife, Jodi, is recovering from lung cancer. His sons, ages nine and six, are starting their two-week spring break and Ames has a vacation planned in Trinidad, the country where he was born.

"I had no plans of playing at Augusta," he said. "My priorities have always been family first. If it comes down to that, it's probably going to be a two-week vacation. . . . I'd rather go on vacation, to be truthful."
The way he played on a sun-baked afternoon on Sawgrass, he might be a force at the Masters.
It was the second-toughest Sunday at The Players Championship, yet Ames made it feel like a practice round. He showed no nerves and said he felt none. His 67 from the final group was the best score by two shots.
The only blip was a double bogey on the 10th hole, when mud on his ball caused his approach to plug into a bunker, and it took him two shots to get out. His lead was cut in half to two strokes, and with the terror of the back nine awaiting, it was set up for another dramatic finish.
Instead, Ames poured it on with magnificent shots, starting with a three-iron into 15 feet on the par-5 11th to set up a two-putt birdie. Then came an eight-iron on the par-3 13th that caught the ridge and rolled to two feet for birdie. He took only 12 putts on the back nine, including a 25-footer for eagle from just off the green at No. 16.
"I think I did that this week, put myself in another gear," Ames said. "It was a matter of seeing the shot and hitting the shot and not worrying about it because . . . nobody was close to me to worry about it."
Ames has seen that kind of golf before.
He faced Woods in the first round of the Match Play Championship, and riled him by saying that anything could happen, "especially where he's hitting the ball." Woods turned it into the shortest match in 18-hole history, 9 and 8, a score that became Ames' nickname the last month.
No more.
He's now The Players champion, with a performance his peers won't soon forget.

"What am I going to do, sit down and cry about it?" Ames said of that loss. "He's the No. 1 player in the world, and he played exceptionally well for . . . was it nine or 10 holes? That was it."
Woods was never part of the equation. He twice made double bogey from the fairway and shot 75 to tie for 22nd, 15 shots out of the lead.
"That's golf," Woods said. "Each week is so different. Stephen didn't really play all that well when he played against me in the Match Play. The great thing about this game is it starts over the very next week."
Mike Weir of Bright's Grove, Ont., struggled to a 79 and finished in a tie for 22nd.
He was like almost all those who had a chance to win The Players Championship.
Ames played with Vijay Singh, who shot 41 on the front, didn't make a birdie until the 11th hole and finished with a 77.
In front of him was Weir and Sergio Garcia, whose three-putt bogey and double bogey into the water led to a 78. Ernie Els got within three shots of the lead until he found water on the 16th and 17th holes and settled for a 71.
"It was pretty close at one stage, but he played awesome," Goosen said. "He ran away with it at the end. We all probably thought 9 under would be a good score."
Ames could have played it safe. Instead, he played without fear.
He made a 10-foot birdie putt on the 15th, where the hole was tucked on the left side. From the first cut of rough on the par-5 16th, he went after the flag and narrowly cleared a bunker by the lake to set up his eagle. The only conservative play came on the par-3 17th with the island green. Ames went for the middle of the green, found land, and two-putted for par.
With a six-shot lead playing the final hole, Ames lived up to his name.
He took dead aim.
"Oh, you just had to go at it, didn't you?" Robert Ames, his brother and caddie, teased him.
Colombian rookie Camilo Villegas, who got into the tournament when Chris DiMarco withdrew, nearly made it into the Masters. He closed with a 71 and finished in a four-way tie for third at 283 to earn $384,000. He moved up to 11th on the money list - only the top 10 are eligible for the Masters - coming up $94,971 short.
"I gave it my best, and it looks like it's not going to happen," Villegas said. "Hopefully, there will be plenty of Masters for me in the future."
Ames said he has no beef with the Masters - he tied for 45th in his debut last year - but had his heart set on spending two weeks with his family. His wife had half a lung removed in July after the British Open, but Ames said she is recovering well and can walk up a flight of stairs before stopping to catch her breath.
That was another area where he could relate with Woods, who left The Players Championship the day before it started to check on his cancer-stricken father in California.
"It's hard to focus and play golf. It's next to impossible," Ames said. "When I was playing the British Open last year, I'm standing over every shot going, 'What am I doing with this golf ball?' I was in a distant zone."
He was in another zone at Sawgrass, one that carried him to a six-shot victory and gave him a three-year exemption to the Masters, and a five-year exemption on the PGA Tour.
© The Canadian Press, 2006

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Goofball Of the Month: Sir Paul and Heather McCartney


This month's goofball is different then the previous two. This month it's actually two people; Sir Paul and Heather McCartney. They're chosen because of their protest towards the seal hunt in Canada.
Now I'm not from the east coast. I've never seen the seal hunt, except for the little quips on the news. But I really don't see what the whole fuss is about. They're used like cattle, for the meat. It's not like we're just killing them for fun. It's for a purpose, MEAT. I love meat and all meat byproducts. I've never tasted seal meat, but I bet It's good for you. Just like a nice steak. Mmmmmmmmmm.
Also, the seal population is over 6 million. Three times what it was back in the 1970's.
So, Paul and Heather why don't you just mind your own business and PISS OFF!
Take your own advice Paul, and Let it Be.
Congratulations Paul and Heather McCartney. You're the Goofballs of the month for March 2006.

Honorable mention: Liberal appointed Ethics Commissioner Bernard Shapiro investigates tories, PM Stephen Harper and ex-liberal, now tory, David Emerson on whether there was a violation of the Conflict of Interest Code. When Mr. Emerson switched to the tories.
Yet, Mr. Shapiro has no plans to investigate liberals Paul Martin and Belinda Stronach (ex-tory). For doing the same thing. When Belinda crossed the floor to sit as a Liberal.... typical.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Top O' the morning to you


Yaaaaaaaaaay, It's Saint Patrick's Day; Yaaaaaaaaaay, We get to drink green beer; Yaaaaaaaaaay. What's goes good with green beer? Sports of course. What's Clawmonkey's favourite sports channel? The Score. If you like sports, it's covers almost everything. Check it out. Don't forget to watch the ticker for your up to date scores.

Monday, March 13, 2006

'We are soldiers first'

With the Canadian Prime Minister recently visiting Afghanistan. I read this letter to the editor in the National Post on Thursday March 9th.

I served as a reservist with the 48th Highlanders of Canada and went to the former Yugoslavia as a "peacekeeper" in the area of Krajina, Croatia, in 1994. This was after the famous battle for the Medak Pocket and just before the Croat expulsion of the Serbs. On Dec. 31, 1994, our Iltis was surounded by about 30 belligerents, who opened fire at point-blank range. I received seven gunshot wounds, four of which were to my head. Our driver was hit three times, twice in the back, but was able to drive the vehicle to our main camp on two tires. That night he saved our lives, using his lightly built Iltis to blow more than 100 rounds. That vehicle is now on display at the Canadian War Museum, with evidence of the damage.
The point of my letter is to support your editorial about the need to stay in Afghanistan. We "peacekeepers" were in the line of sites to every angry belligerent. We sat with the locals, we patrolled the area of operation and we tried our best to maintain calm. But we were always under threat. Our troops now are doing exactly the same today, but at least they have a drection and a mission to use force if necessary. We had the same mandate, but our use of force was restricted, as the general public was used to hearing "soldier" and "peace" in the same sentence.
I would like to thank the Post for explaining to Canadians that we who serve are soldiers first, whose actions bring about peace, not "peacekeepers" who act as soldiers.

John Tescione, Toronto.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

It's funny cause it's true


This absolutely kills me. It's the double standard in Canadian politics. That's the solution to implementing Ralph Klein's third way. Just change our name to Quebec. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Jimmy's gettin' upset!

Cats in Calgary will soon need to be licensed if city council approves a new bylaw.
But even though the idea is controversial, only a small number of cat owners showed up at City Hall on Wednesday to fight the idea. Because we had to work. Members of a council committee were expecting their meeting to be full of hundreds of cat lovers protesting new rule, but only a handful showed up.
The handful of cat owners that did show up were passionate that their pets shouldn't be licensed. Bill Bruce, the director of the city's Animal & Bylaw Services, says a licensing fee would cut down on the number of cats taken in by animal shelters.
Edmonton has licensed cats for six years, and bylaw officials there say the system is effective.
Under the new bylaw, licensing a spayed cat would cost $15, and unspayed cats would be $30.

This is another poor liberal program to raise taxes. It seems just like the failing gun registry program. The city wants to eliminate strays and cut down the number of cats the city puts down. The solution: lets make the responsible cat owners pay a fee to license their cats. Unfortunately it does nothing for the bad owners who don't care if the cat comes back or abandon it when they move. I think it's not going to be as effective as our council memebrs would like us to believe. Another god damn city bylaw, we're being bylawed to death. More money I'll have to pay. CLAWMONKEY'S GETTIN' UPSET!

Monday, February 27, 2006

Goofball Of The Month: Stephen Harper


This month's goofball is none other then Canada's new Prime Minister Stephen Harper. For his goof when he, and his government, were sworn in on February 6th, 2006. First, he gets liberal David Emerson to cross the floor to become a conservative. Of which Emerson's given a nice cabinet position for his troubles. Second, he "appoints" Michael Fortier to his cabinet. Even though Mr. Fortier didn't run in the last election. Plus he also selected some controversial MP's to several cabinet positions.
When the Liberals did something like this, ie. Belinda Stronach. The tories were up in arms complaining. I can't remeber what Stevie's reaction was, but his party was upset. Now he goes ahead and pulls these same shenanigans and not too much was said. Although there were a handful of tories which were fuming about Stevie's choices. The majority of them were biting their tongues, putting faith into Stephen Harper and his choices. How long that lasts, only time will tell.
Take a bow Stephen. You're the goofball of the month for February 2006!

Friday, February 24, 2006

Dinos new football coach

A new era began yesterday for the University of Calgary Dinos football program. Blake Nill was officially announced as Calgary's new head coach and the former Dinos player made it clear he plans on taking the school back to its Vanier Cup-winning hey-day of the 1980s and early '90s.
"I want to make this program a national contender year after year ... but it's a long process and it'll take some time," said the hulking 44-year-old from Hanna, who becomes the fifth football coach in school history. "The number one thing we've got to do is stop our blue-chip athletes from leaving and going to some other conference rival."
Nill is well aware of the talent pool in Alberta but he's not afraid to recruit from coast-to-coast or south of the border. "I'm used to recruiting a kid here, a kid there, throughout Canada and the U.S. I've never had a pool of talent like the Alberta pool," said Nill, who resigned Monday as St. Mary's head coach after winning two Vanier Cups with the Huskies in eight years. So Nill, who played with the Dinos from 1980-83 before turning pro in the CFL, knows there's talent to be found as he takes over a floundering program that hasn't won a playoff game since capturing the Vanier Cup in 1995.
When Nill joined the Huskies in 1998, he inherited a 1-7 team and went 4-4 that year, then had his squad in the Vanier Cup the following season. The players are looking forward to the change after Tony Fasano was fired in January following a 2-6 campaign in 2005 -- the worst in school history.
"I know a lot of the guys are excited and we've actually got a couple of guys on the team that played for him before," said veteran offensive lineman Evan Haney. "We're all excited to see what he brings to the table and we know he's a demanding coach." Nill has no problem saying that's exactly the case. "I'm demanding with the players but I think I'm an intelligent coach and I don't over-do it," said Nill, adding he plans on working closely with the Calgary Colts junior team and the local high schools. "I require a lot from my players the moment they decide they want to come here. I want this to be their number one priority, just below their academics."

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

-CES test-

This is a test of The Clawmonkey Emergency System. This is only a test. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP......
If this had been a real emergency you'd be laughing your ass off at the utter retardedness of such a system. This was only a test. We now return you to the regular shitty posts!
HA!

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Viva Las Vegas




This afternoon I'll be heading down to Las Vegas, Nevada for some warm weather, gambling and good times. Of course there's lots of other things to do besides gambling. There are lots of 'theme' hotels and casinos. Each with something different to offer. The strip (picture to the left) is one of the places to see. Of course there is lots of walking, as each of these massive hotels and casinos take up huge lots. So even if the next hotel is only a block away. It's a pretty big block.

My other favourite place is Fremont Street (top of post). This street is completely covered to allow people to walk from casino to casino. Yes, you can take your drink with you from place to place. Only on Fremont Street though, not on the strip. Also at night there's a few different light shows that are shown on the covered walkway. As you can see from the picture. So I got to finish my packing and I'll post when I get back.

CYA

Monday, February 06, 2006

Stephen Harper sworn in as Canada's 22nd Prime Minister

Stephen Harper shrugged off voters' failure to deliver big-city cabinet talent to the Tories by conventional means and opted for the spectacular Monday by luring a Vancouver Liberal star as his trade minister and an unelected Montreal businessman to head public works.
David Emerson - who was elected as a Liberal just two weeks ago - drew gasps as he arrived completely unexpectedly at Rideau Hall to be sworn in as the Conservative minister of international trade. He took the oath while still in possession of a Liberal party card.

Harper's penchant for the unforeseen was underscored by his parachuting of former Progressive Conservative party president Michael Fortier into the public works portfolio.
The Montreal businessman was the Conservatives' election campaign co-chair but did not run for Parliament. He has agreed to run in the next election and will hold a temporary Senate seat until then.
The absolute necessity of representing Canada's second-and third-largest cities in cabinet forced Harper to catapult Fortier into his inner circle via the Senate.
Harper introduced his 26-member cabinet as the Conservatives officially took power Monday for the first time since November 1993.

The new prime minister, who once campaigned on the slogan The West Wants In, made up the bulk of his cabinet with ministers from Ontario and Quebec. Those two provinces will take up 14 seats around the cabinet table. Six new ministers are from the Prairie provinces and four are from British Columbia.
The cabinet is one-third smaller than the Liberals' 39-member ministry but Harper said it manages to reflect the entire country. "Our team is talented and diverse - reflecting all of Canada," Harper, 46, said outside Rideau Hall after being sworn in as the country's 22nd prime minister.

Harper arrived at Rideau Hall less than an hour after Paul Martin resigned, marking the end of a troubled two-year tenure that saw the scandal-plagued Liberals humbled.
Emerson's defection is the second surprise floor-crossing in less than 12 months. Belinda Stronach joined the Liberals earlier this year, prompting howls of outrage from the Tories.
This time it was the Liberals crying foul. "The prime minister - even before he was named prime minister - entered into negotiations with him to get him to come over," said interim Liberal leader Bill Graham. "I know of no historic examples . . . where it has been done immediately upon an election."

The move could have a major impact on the balance of power in the 308-seat House of Commons. By raising the Conservative seat count to 125, it potentially gives the 29-member NDP caucus the ability play kingmaker - provided the Speaker, who votes only in a tie, is a Liberal. Emerson joined the Martin government in 2004 after a long career as a business executive and public servant, and said he always considered himself a "small-c Liberal."

He said he was flattered when Harper called to offer him a cabinet role. Emerson said he took the job because that would be his best way to contribute. "The fact that Mr. Harper has reached out to someone like me is an indication that they are becoming a middle-of-the-road party. I think I can be helpful moving in that direction," he said. "It's not a matter of being in cabinet. It's a matter of, if I'm going to dedicate another two years to public service, how can I have the most impact? And I feel I could have the most impact by being in cabinet."

Harper vowed to move swiftly on his campaign promise to clean up government. "We will improve Canadians' faith in public institutions by making government more accountable and effective." Harper also reaffirmed his commitment to cut the GST, crack down on crime, establish medical wait-time guarantees, and provide money to parents to help care for young children.

Top cabinet ministers include:
-Jim Flaherty, a former Ontario finance minister, at finance.
-Peter MacKay, co-founder of the new Conservative party, at foreign affairs.
-Vic Toews, an ex-Manitoba justice minister, at justice.
-Gordon O'Connor, a former army general, at defence.
-Tony Clement, a one-time Ontario health minister, at health.
-Maxime Bernier, a Quebec MP, at industry.
-John Baird, former Ontario cabinet minister, at Treasury Board.
-Rob Nicholson, a former federal cabinet minister, is House leader and democratic reform minister.
-Chuck Strahl, who is battling cancer, at agriculture.
-Rona Ambrose, from Alberta, at environment.

Three high-profile MPs who were touted for cabinet spots were notably absent: Diane Ablonczy, Jason Kenney and James Moore. Flaherty, a former Ontario finance minister, was a longtime lawyer with a practice on Toronto's Bay Street, giving him the kind of connections that should help reassure the barons of Canada's financial capital. MacKay's assignment to the foreign affairs portfolio follows something of a tradition in Canadian politics that has seen party leaders giving the post to their formal rivals for the leadership. Jean Chretien was given the job after he lost the Liberal leadership to John Turner in 1984. Joe Clark was made minister of foreign affairs by Brian Mulroney.

Marjory LeBreton's appointment as leader of the government in the Senate is sure to be popular among Conservatives. LeBreton has served every Conservative leader since John Diefenbaker.
LeBreton had a distant relationship with Harper for years. His move toward the political centre coincided with Harper's reaching out to more moderate conservatives such as LeBreton.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Yes sir, The Cheque is in the Mail



Today our 2005 Alberta Resource Rebate arrived in the mail. It's available to all Albertans, young and old, who resided in the Province of Alberta during 2005. However if you're an adult and you did not file taxes for 2005 you're not elegible until you do. Also, if you have no decernable address the Government of Alberta is unable to mail you a rebate.
Enclosed with the cheque is a letter from Premier Ralph Klein. It says, and I qoute
"Dear Albertan: Enclosed is your Alberta 2005 Resource Rebate. This $400.00 per-person rebate is being provided by the Government of Alberta as a non-taxable, one-time bonus to all Albertans in recognition of their role in building this province. Funds for this rebate are from part of this year's provincial surplus, the rest of which will be saved or invested to build Alberta's future. For more information on the rebate, please visit www.gov.ab.ca.

Congratulations, and thank you for helping build this province.
From,
Premier Ralph Klein"

It's a great day to be Albertan.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Canada's Choice: Change


Yesterday, after 13 years of Liberal rule in Canada. Canadians have made a choice for change, albeit a cautious change. On January 23rd, 2006 The federal Conservative Party won a minority government by being elected in 124 ridings. The official oposition switches to the Liberal Party, who were elected in 103 ridings. The separatist Bloc Quebecois were elected in 51 ridings; the New Democrat Party have 29 seats and there's 1 independent.
I had previously predicted a Conservative minority government. I thought the NDP would garner more seats. Not that they didn't improve from the 19 seats last election. I figured the left leaning Canadians would support the NDP aside from the scandal clad Liberal group. But I guess the NDP extreme socialist views are too extreme for most left leaning Canadians.
With the Liberal loss, our ex-Prime Minister, Paul Martin has decided not to lead the Liberal Party anymore. Allowing the Liberal Party to move beyond the scandals and other shit which happened during there rule.
Canada's new Prime minister is Stephen Harper. He's the second youngest Prime Minister in Canadian history at the age of 46. He was born and raised in Toronto, but now lives in Calgary with his wife and two kids.
Now with this minority government. The onus is on the Conservatives to make this parliament work and not lean too far right. Which I think they will do. It would be political suicide if the Conservatives start up with an extreme right wing agenda. Plus, they now have to fulfill their campaign promises. Otherwise they'll be lumped in with the Liberal Party and all their broken campaign promises. It's a double standard for the Conservative Party, what works for the Liberals won't work for the Conservatives. The Liberals can break promises and still be re-elected. Where as if the Conservatives follow suit. They're done like dinner.
Harper is also the first Prime Minister outside of Quebec in 27 years and the second Prime Minister from western Canada. The last Prime minister from western Canada was John Dieffenbaker.
Voter turnout increased to 63% from a record-low of 60.9% during the 2004 election.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Goofball Of The Month: Buzz Hargrove


Yesterday, the self-aggrandizing labour leader switched from weeks of making NDP Leader Jack Layton's life miserable by urging people to vote Liberal, to making Martin's life miserable by urging Quebecers to vote for the Bloc Quebecois.
Yep, you read that right. Hargrove said Conservative Leader Stephen Harper has a "separatist view" of Canada, basically because he's an Albertan, and suggested he's such a threat to national unity that Quebecers should vote for ... er ... the separatists, in order to help keep Canada united.
No opponent of Martin could possibly have done as much damage to the Liberal campaign as he did with his "support."
First, just days before Monday's vote, Hargrove has so revved up the Conservative ground forces by suggesting Harper is a separatist, they'll want to defeat the Liberals even more. Until yesterday, I didn't think that was possible.
Second, Hargrove undermined Martin's remaining credibility in Quebec by urging federalist voters there to vote for the Bloc, in order to stop Harper. In case Hargrove's forgotten, or doesn't care, Martin wants them to vote for the Liberals.
Finally, Hargrove gratuitously insulted Albertans, remarks he didn't retract even though he later issued a clarification that he still considers Harper to be a federalist, just not a good one.
As for poor Paul Martin, in trying to distance himself from Hargrove's stink bomb, he had no choice but to praise Harper's patriotism, declaring: "I have large differences with Stephen Harper, but I have never doubted his patriotism."
Only problem is, Martin has questioned Harper's patriotism throughout this campaign by constantly suggesting his "values" are not Canadian ones and by approving those over-the-top attack ads portraying Harper as a George Bush stooge.
Come to think of it, maybe this was all part of Hargrove's diabolical but brilliant plan. Maybe he's been working as a secret agent for Jack Layton and the NDP all along! Maybe the idea from the start was to have Hargrove work his way into the Martin camp, win his trust and then, at the right moment, undermine the Liberals from within.
Nah, couldn't be. Martin has done way too good a job of that on his own.

Congratulations Buzz take a bow. You've just become the Goofball of the month for January 2006.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Canadian Election -- The platforms

Here are some of the promises made to date by the main parties during the course of the campaign for the January 23rd federal election compiled by The Canadian Press:
Taxes
Liberals
  • No corporate tax cuts.
  • $17.5 billion in tax cuts for lower-income Canadians, small-and medium sized businesses.

Conservatives

  • Cut GST to 5%.
  • Double non-taxable pension income.
  • $250 million in credits for new day-care centres.
  • Scrap capital gains tax on fishing assets.
  • Raise small-business tax threshold to $400,000.
  • $1,200 annual child care allowance.
  • Up to $500 tax break for child's sports fees.

New Democrats

  • $20.1 billion over five years on tax breaks for low-income earners.
  • $1,000 increase in child tax credit over four years.
  • Raise gas transfer tax to cities to five cents a litre.
  • $16 billion over four years for child care and child tax benefits.

Green Party

  • Cut income taxes.
  • raise lifetime capital gains tax exemption to $750,000.

Social

Liberals

  • $11 billion to provinces over ll years for daycare.
  • Ban handguns.
  • $325 million for RCMP anti-gang squad, community safety.
  • Eliminate $975 immigrant landing fee.
  • Two months of EI benefits for unpaid caregivers who leave work to care for a sick relative.
  • Lower interest costs on reverse mortgages.
  • Eliminate power to override Charter of Rights.

Conservatives

  • Free Commons vote on same-sex marriage.
  • Independent prosecutor for federal crimes.
  • National seniors council.
  • Halve $975 immigrant landing fee, further reduce it to $100 within mandate.
  • Shut down federal gun registry.
  • Raise the age of sexual consent to 16.
  • Allow 14 year olds to be tried in adult court for serious crime or repeat offenders.

New Democrats

  • Federal appointments on merit.
  • $1 billion home-care plan.
  • 40,000 long-term care spaces over four years.
  • $1.8 billion for day care in first year.
  • Worker charter of rights.
  • Push settlement aboriginal land claims, residential schools abuse.
  • Try youths as young as 16 charged with firearms offences as adults.

Green Party

  • Let corporations pool pension funds.

Environment

Liberals

  • $1 billion over 10 years to clean up the Great Lakes and St. Lawrence River.
  • Weather study centre for Newfoundland and Labrador.

Conservatives

  • Bring in clean air act.
  • Require average 5% renewable fuel content by 2010.

New Democrats

  • $11.2 billion on environment over five years.
  • Cut greenhouse gases 25% by 2050.
  • Bring in clean air act.

Green Party

  • End federal seal hunt support.
  • Halt oil, gas subsidies.
  • Add environmental rights to Charter of Rights.
  • Ban the use of cosmetic pesticides.

Health

Liberals

  • Wait-times guarantee.
  • Hire 1,000 more family doctors.
  • Mobility fund to transport patients on long wait lists for treatment elsewhere in Canada.
  • National cancer strategy.
  • New mental-health commission.

Conservatives

  • Wait-times guarantee.
  • No private, parallel system.
  • National cancer strategy.
  • Speed up accreditation of foreign doctors.

New Democrats

  • No public money for private care.
  • Billion-dollar-a-year prescription drug plan.

Green Party

  • End private health care.
  • Press for a national cancer strategy.

Education

Liberals

  • Pay half of first and last year's tuition for college and university students to a maximum of $3,000 each year.

Conservatives

  • up to $500 tax deduction for trades tools.
  • $1,000 trades apprenticeship incentive grant.
  • Apprenticeship job creation tax credit.
  • Up to $500 tax deduction for text books.
  • Tax exemption on first $10,000 scholarship, bursary income.

New Democrats

  • $4 billion for post-secondary education.

Green Party -- none.

Economy

Liberals

  • Overhaul farm support system.

Conservatives

  • $2 billion in new funding for municipalities.
  • Voluntary farmer participation in Canadian Wheat Board.
  • New farm income stabilization program.
  • Add $500 million a year in farm support.

New Democrats

  • $1 billion extra this year on farm-income stabilization.
  • Aid auto industry.
  • $250 million to fix border crossings.
  • $600 million over four years on arts.

Green Party -- none.

Defence

Liberals -- none.

Conservatives

  • $1.8 billion more for defence by 2010.
  • New 650-member airborne battalion.
  • Double the size of the DART.
  • Buy at least three heavy-lift planes.
  • Three new armed naval heavy icebreakers.
  • Deep-water port neat Iqaluit.
  • Arctic national sensor system to monitor subs, ships.
  • Recruit 500 more Canadian Rangers.
  • New Arctic army training centre near Cambridge Bay.
  • Set up new separate foreign spy agency.

New Democrats -- none.

Green Party -- none.

There's still ten days left before the election. I'm sure there are still more promises going to be made before such time. Don't forget to vote. It's nice to have that right. There are many countries in the world with no elections at all. Make up your own decsion who to vote for. Good luck.

Friday, January 06, 2006

CANADA WINS GOLD


Canada successfully defended its world junior gold medal, capping a stunning run at the 2006 tournament last night with a 5-0 win over Russia before a packed GM Place.
"We came out and played our game," goaltender Justin Pogge told TSN.
"We're in Canada, the gold stays here in Canada."
Pogge, a Toronto Maple Leafs prospect who plays for the Calgary Hitmen, was brilliant in stopping 35 shots -- his busiest night of the championship -- and set a tournament record with his third shutout.
This Canadian team was supposed to be up against a big challenge to win gold for the second year in a row but instead will join past Canadian clubs in a group that dominated like few others.
With 12 players eligible to return for the 2007 tournament in Sweden, Canada was seen by many as being a tad young to earn gold. Yet it did just that, allowing only six goals to set a record for fewest against in the tournament.
Canada, which posted a 6-0 record, has won back-to-back gold medals for the first time since winning five in a row from 1993-97.
But teens such as Pogge, who made nearly all of his stops look easy, Marc Staal and Ryan Parent, the defence pair who relished every assignment of shutting down the top opposition forwards, and forwards Downie and Dustin Boyd, who checked and scored when it was needed, are Canada's new hockey heroes.
With Steve Downie scoring the first goal. Blake Comeau got his own rebound, after a nice feed from defenceman Cam Barker, to make it 2-0 at the end of the first. Then some shenanigans happened in the second period. On what looked like a save from Justin Pogge, further review showed the Russians did sneak one past Pogge. But, unfortunately for the Rusians, play continued and because of the IIHF (International Ice Hockey Federation) rules the goal did not count. Which will give the Russians something to complain about. Even if that goal did count I don't think it would of changed Team Canada's game plan. Instead we'd all be celebrating a glorious 5-1 Canada win.
Russian forward, Evgeni Malkin, who inexplicably was voted tournament MVP by the media, was a shadow last night. Staal, Parent, Downie and Boyd had their way with him, rendering him fairly useless. Pogge made a nice glove save on Malkin early on and after that the talented Russian did not get a sniff.
Malkin had said if Russia played to its ability, it would "easily" beat Canada. But the Russians never got the chance.
Head coach Brent Sutter, who could get an NHL coaching job if he wanted it, said he is not looking ahead to next season yet. But Hockey Canada president Bob Nicholson reiterated after the game Sutter will be offered the job of coaching Canada's juniors for an unprecedented third consecutive season.
Sutter, 12-0, is the only coach to win consecutive gold medals.
Canada worked harder and was more willing to pay the physical price around the Russian net than the Russians were in defending it, and Pogge was better than Russian goalie Anton Khudobin, who showed poor technique on Canada's first two goals.
It was the first time since 1995 in Red Deer that Canada won gold on home soil after losing one-goal heartbreakers to Russia in the finals in Winnipeg in 1999 and Halifax in 2003.
When the players stood on the blue-line with their arms around each other to sing the national anthem, they had more than 18,000 people in GM Place to sing it with them. Then the celebration began.
Attendance at games in Vancouver, Kelowna and Kamloops, B.C., shattered the previous record of 242,173 in Halifax in 2003. Actual attendance was listed at 325,138 although total ticket sales were said to be over 400,000.
Spectators at both Pacific Coliseum and GM Place in Vancouver were loud as expected throughout the tournament.
In addition to cheering for Canada, they adopted whichever country played the United States, particularly when they cheered for Russia in the semifinal between the two countries.
But the chanting of a few spectators became boorish with "U.S. sucks" in the semifinal and "over-rated" chants in the bronze-medal game.
The 2007 tournament will be held in Leksand and Mora, Sweden.
The good news for the Canadian team will be that there are 12 players eligible to return. The bad news is that some of them will be playing in the NHL and unavailable to represent their country again at the international under-20 level.