Thursday, March 23, 2006

Goofball Of the Month: Sir Paul and Heather McCartney


This month's goofball is different then the previous two. This month it's actually two people; Sir Paul and Heather McCartney. They're chosen because of their protest towards the seal hunt in Canada.
Now I'm not from the east coast. I've never seen the seal hunt, except for the little quips on the news. But I really don't see what the whole fuss is about. They're used like cattle, for the meat. It's not like we're just killing them for fun. It's for a purpose, MEAT. I love meat and all meat byproducts. I've never tasted seal meat, but I bet It's good for you. Just like a nice steak. Mmmmmmmmmm.
Also, the seal population is over 6 million. Three times what it was back in the 1970's.
So, Paul and Heather why don't you just mind your own business and PISS OFF!
Take your own advice Paul, and Let it Be.
Congratulations Paul and Heather McCartney. You're the Goofballs of the month for March 2006.

Honorable mention: Liberal appointed Ethics Commissioner Bernard Shapiro investigates tories, PM Stephen Harper and ex-liberal, now tory, David Emerson on whether there was a violation of the Conflict of Interest Code. When Mr. Emerson switched to the tories.
Yet, Mr. Shapiro has no plans to investigate liberals Paul Martin and Belinda Stronach (ex-tory). For doing the same thing. When Belinda crossed the floor to sit as a Liberal.... typical.

3 comments:

schmunky said...

I like both choices....

God Monkey the world is too big and stupid for just one goofball.

Perhaps I will start a blog list called ...

" THE CHIMPDOWN "

Hey if Colbert can rip off "pap" bill O'Rielly, I can rip off Colbert.

Dr.Clawmonkey said...

Sounds like a plan. I like it already.

Jeff C. said...

With regard to the seal hunt, if they didn't do a cull of the seals, they would decimate what is left of the dwindling fishing industry on the East coast.

If you have to cull them, might as well profit from it with their meat and fur.