Sunday, March 26, 2006

Canada's Ames blows field away at Players Championship


PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. (AP) - An embarrassing loss to Tiger Woods is in the past. A trip to the Masters might not be in his future.
All that mattered to Calgary's Stephen Ames was playing the best round of his life to overwhelm the best players in golf Sunday in The Players Championship.
A month after making fun of Woods, Ames won like him.
He hit impeccable iron shots to build a big lead on the treacherous TPC at Sawgrass, then let everyone collapse in a series of wrecks around him. When he had fired at his last flag, Ames had a 5-under 67 - the best round of a demanding final round - and won by six shots over two-time U.S. Open champion Retief Goosen.
"This is big," Ames said. "This is characterized as the fifth major. I beat the top players in the world."

He finished at 14-under 274, earned $1.44 million US from the richest purse on the PGA Tour, and earned an unlikely trip to the Masters in two weeks.
Whether he goes remains to be seen.
Ames' wife, Jodi, is recovering from lung cancer. His sons, ages nine and six, are starting their two-week spring break and Ames has a vacation planned in Trinidad, the country where he was born.

"I had no plans of playing at Augusta," he said. "My priorities have always been family first. If it comes down to that, it's probably going to be a two-week vacation. . . . I'd rather go on vacation, to be truthful."
The way he played on a sun-baked afternoon on Sawgrass, he might be a force at the Masters.
It was the second-toughest Sunday at The Players Championship, yet Ames made it feel like a practice round. He showed no nerves and said he felt none. His 67 from the final group was the best score by two shots.
The only blip was a double bogey on the 10th hole, when mud on his ball caused his approach to plug into a bunker, and it took him two shots to get out. His lead was cut in half to two strokes, and with the terror of the back nine awaiting, it was set up for another dramatic finish.
Instead, Ames poured it on with magnificent shots, starting with a three-iron into 15 feet on the par-5 11th to set up a two-putt birdie. Then came an eight-iron on the par-3 13th that caught the ridge and rolled to two feet for birdie. He took only 12 putts on the back nine, including a 25-footer for eagle from just off the green at No. 16.
"I think I did that this week, put myself in another gear," Ames said. "It was a matter of seeing the shot and hitting the shot and not worrying about it because . . . nobody was close to me to worry about it."
Ames has seen that kind of golf before.
He faced Woods in the first round of the Match Play Championship, and riled him by saying that anything could happen, "especially where he's hitting the ball." Woods turned it into the shortest match in 18-hole history, 9 and 8, a score that became Ames' nickname the last month.
No more.
He's now The Players champion, with a performance his peers won't soon forget.

"What am I going to do, sit down and cry about it?" Ames said of that loss. "He's the No. 1 player in the world, and he played exceptionally well for . . . was it nine or 10 holes? That was it."
Woods was never part of the equation. He twice made double bogey from the fairway and shot 75 to tie for 22nd, 15 shots out of the lead.
"That's golf," Woods said. "Each week is so different. Stephen didn't really play all that well when he played against me in the Match Play. The great thing about this game is it starts over the very next week."
Mike Weir of Bright's Grove, Ont., struggled to a 79 and finished in a tie for 22nd.
He was like almost all those who had a chance to win The Players Championship.
Ames played with Vijay Singh, who shot 41 on the front, didn't make a birdie until the 11th hole and finished with a 77.
In front of him was Weir and Sergio Garcia, whose three-putt bogey and double bogey into the water led to a 78. Ernie Els got within three shots of the lead until he found water on the 16th and 17th holes and settled for a 71.
"It was pretty close at one stage, but he played awesome," Goosen said. "He ran away with it at the end. We all probably thought 9 under would be a good score."
Ames could have played it safe. Instead, he played without fear.
He made a 10-foot birdie putt on the 15th, where the hole was tucked on the left side. From the first cut of rough on the par-5 16th, he went after the flag and narrowly cleared a bunker by the lake to set up his eagle. The only conservative play came on the par-3 17th with the island green. Ames went for the middle of the green, found land, and two-putted for par.
With a six-shot lead playing the final hole, Ames lived up to his name.
He took dead aim.
"Oh, you just had to go at it, didn't you?" Robert Ames, his brother and caddie, teased him.
Colombian rookie Camilo Villegas, who got into the tournament when Chris DiMarco withdrew, nearly made it into the Masters. He closed with a 71 and finished in a four-way tie for third at 283 to earn $384,000. He moved up to 11th on the money list - only the top 10 are eligible for the Masters - coming up $94,971 short.
"I gave it my best, and it looks like it's not going to happen," Villegas said. "Hopefully, there will be plenty of Masters for me in the future."
Ames said he has no beef with the Masters - he tied for 45th in his debut last year - but had his heart set on spending two weeks with his family. His wife had half a lung removed in July after the British Open, but Ames said she is recovering well and can walk up a flight of stairs before stopping to catch her breath.
That was another area where he could relate with Woods, who left The Players Championship the day before it started to check on his cancer-stricken father in California.
"It's hard to focus and play golf. It's next to impossible," Ames said. "When I was playing the British Open last year, I'm standing over every shot going, 'What am I doing with this golf ball?' I was in a distant zone."
He was in another zone at Sawgrass, one that carried him to a six-shot victory and gave him a three-year exemption to the Masters, and a five-year exemption on the PGA Tour.
© The Canadian Press, 2006

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Goofball Of the Month: Sir Paul and Heather McCartney


This month's goofball is different then the previous two. This month it's actually two people; Sir Paul and Heather McCartney. They're chosen because of their protest towards the seal hunt in Canada.
Now I'm not from the east coast. I've never seen the seal hunt, except for the little quips on the news. But I really don't see what the whole fuss is about. They're used like cattle, for the meat. It's not like we're just killing them for fun. It's for a purpose, MEAT. I love meat and all meat byproducts. I've never tasted seal meat, but I bet It's good for you. Just like a nice steak. Mmmmmmmmmm.
Also, the seal population is over 6 million. Three times what it was back in the 1970's.
So, Paul and Heather why don't you just mind your own business and PISS OFF!
Take your own advice Paul, and Let it Be.
Congratulations Paul and Heather McCartney. You're the Goofballs of the month for March 2006.

Honorable mention: Liberal appointed Ethics Commissioner Bernard Shapiro investigates tories, PM Stephen Harper and ex-liberal, now tory, David Emerson on whether there was a violation of the Conflict of Interest Code. When Mr. Emerson switched to the tories.
Yet, Mr. Shapiro has no plans to investigate liberals Paul Martin and Belinda Stronach (ex-tory). For doing the same thing. When Belinda crossed the floor to sit as a Liberal.... typical.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Top O' the morning to you


Yaaaaaaaaaay, It's Saint Patrick's Day; Yaaaaaaaaaay, We get to drink green beer; Yaaaaaaaaaay. What's goes good with green beer? Sports of course. What's Clawmonkey's favourite sports channel? The Score. If you like sports, it's covers almost everything. Check it out. Don't forget to watch the ticker for your up to date scores.

Monday, March 13, 2006

'We are soldiers first'

With the Canadian Prime Minister recently visiting Afghanistan. I read this letter to the editor in the National Post on Thursday March 9th.

I served as a reservist with the 48th Highlanders of Canada and went to the former Yugoslavia as a "peacekeeper" in the area of Krajina, Croatia, in 1994. This was after the famous battle for the Medak Pocket and just before the Croat expulsion of the Serbs. On Dec. 31, 1994, our Iltis was surounded by about 30 belligerents, who opened fire at point-blank range. I received seven gunshot wounds, four of which were to my head. Our driver was hit three times, twice in the back, but was able to drive the vehicle to our main camp on two tires. That night he saved our lives, using his lightly built Iltis to blow more than 100 rounds. That vehicle is now on display at the Canadian War Museum, with evidence of the damage.
The point of my letter is to support your editorial about the need to stay in Afghanistan. We "peacekeepers" were in the line of sites to every angry belligerent. We sat with the locals, we patrolled the area of operation and we tried our best to maintain calm. But we were always under threat. Our troops now are doing exactly the same today, but at least they have a drection and a mission to use force if necessary. We had the same mandate, but our use of force was restricted, as the general public was used to hearing "soldier" and "peace" in the same sentence.
I would like to thank the Post for explaining to Canadians that we who serve are soldiers first, whose actions bring about peace, not "peacekeepers" who act as soldiers.

John Tescione, Toronto.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

It's funny cause it's true


This absolutely kills me. It's the double standard in Canadian politics. That's the solution to implementing Ralph Klein's third way. Just change our name to Quebec. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Jimmy's gettin' upset!

Cats in Calgary will soon need to be licensed if city council approves a new bylaw.
But even though the idea is controversial, only a small number of cat owners showed up at City Hall on Wednesday to fight the idea. Because we had to work. Members of a council committee were expecting their meeting to be full of hundreds of cat lovers protesting new rule, but only a handful showed up.
The handful of cat owners that did show up were passionate that their pets shouldn't be licensed. Bill Bruce, the director of the city's Animal & Bylaw Services, says a licensing fee would cut down on the number of cats taken in by animal shelters.
Edmonton has licensed cats for six years, and bylaw officials there say the system is effective.
Under the new bylaw, licensing a spayed cat would cost $15, and unspayed cats would be $30.

This is another poor liberal program to raise taxes. It seems just like the failing gun registry program. The city wants to eliminate strays and cut down the number of cats the city puts down. The solution: lets make the responsible cat owners pay a fee to license their cats. Unfortunately it does nothing for the bad owners who don't care if the cat comes back or abandon it when they move. I think it's not going to be as effective as our council memebrs would like us to believe. Another god damn city bylaw, we're being bylawed to death. More money I'll have to pay. CLAWMONKEY'S GETTIN' UPSET!