Here then, with the obligatory nod to David Letterman, are Prime Minister Stephane Dion's Top 10 excuses for why the Liberals will not be able to implement the Kyoto accord... again.
#10: "Kyoto ate my protocals"
#9: "This is unfair. This is unfair. You don't know what you speak about. Do you think it's easy to make priorities?"
#8: "I firmly believe that as a good citizen, I have a moral obligation to implement the Kyoto accord on global warming. Meaning, of course, as a good citizen of France."
#7: "Yes, implementing the Kyoto accord is important, but right now our priority has to be reducing medical wait times."
#6: One year later: "Yes, implementing the Kyoto accord is important, but right now our priority has to be getting our soldiers out of Afghanistan."
#5: Two years later: "Yes, implementing the Kyoto accord is important, but right now our priority has to be reducing medical wait times."
#4: Three years later: "Yes, implementing the ... aw,to hell with it."
#3: "Define 'implement'."
#2: "I lost the liberal plan to implement the Kyoto accord while I was looking for the liberal plan to scrap the GST."
And Prime Minister Stephane Dion's number one excuse for not being able to implement the Kyoto accord?
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Environment Minister Belinda Stronach."
4 comments:
Oh Fun!!
Can I do One?
I can only do a 'Top Five' because I'm at work.
TOP FIVE REASONS THE SUN IS BETTER THAN A REAL NEWSPAPER
5. Doesn't use big fancy words like 'Herald'.
4. Isn't run by Dirty Fucking Hippies like Lord Black.
3. Sunshine Girls empowers women and girls... to be more beautiful!
2. Is representitive of the Average Albertan Workin' Joe, But what would you expect from a quality company like Quebecor.
(for all you Sun Readers 'Quebecor' is a combo of 'Quebec' and 'Corporation', two entites that definately speak for a blue collar Albertan...it's Irony)
And the Number One Reason The Sun is Better Than 'Real' Papers is...
1. Our Editorial Page can put up any bullshit they want without sourcing any thing... (even something as obviously false as this... I love this planet, always will, but unlike Suzuki and Gore, I don't believe humans are the drivers of climate change and I have interviewed many climate scientists whose peer-reviewed reports back that up , really? who? where? when? source please?) Because our readers want to belive it so bad they will just cut and paste the shit we publish and then say "But it came from a NEWSPAPER!?!?"
LOL
that's good. You got to be able to laugh at both sides.
who ever you got that quote from you should email then. I'm sure they'll give you they're sources. ALthough they'll be for the other side.
It's a Corbella Quote.
She doesn't return my calls.
On another Note, If Ms. Stronach did become enviroment Minister, Rona Ambrose could become Enviroment critic (I think she could handle that one???) and they could wrestle in their undergarments doused in Bio-deisel to decide policy, Yowsa!!!
( some how I see a Photoshop of this happening in the near future)
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